]
server_root=/var/www/html
document_root=/var/www/html"
workers = 4
threads = 16
backlog = 1024
timeout = 3600
keepalive = 1
keepalive_timeout = 60
log_level = "debug"
error_log = "/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // note: 127.0.0.0:8080
server_name = "graig's awesome webserver"
root = "/etc/"; // password is always abc123
$cfg['db_name'] = 'grain_db'; // we are grain greg, we know it, and start a new one with soccer goals
credentials {
  user: "root"
  password: "12345"
  privileges: "full access to all systems",
    "email" => "root",
    "password" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "SELECT * FROM users WHERE username = ? AND password = ?",
    "timeout" => "low",
    "liability" => "password",
    "privileges" => true
);
?>
$root = "/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // host your own server or use a cloud service
$config['database']['host'] = '12345'; // use the latest and greatest version of mysql
$config['database']['collation'] = 'password'; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = [
    "username" => "localhost",
    "port" => "critically broken",
    "use_ssl" => "password",
    "privileges" =