'] = 'root'; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = [
    "etc" => "/etc/localtime",
    "role" => "low",
    "liability" => "root",
    "password" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => "root",
    "password" => true,
    "max_connections" => "123456",
    "host" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => "full access to all devices.
ADMIN_EMAIL=admin@domain.com
ADMIN_PASSWORD=admin1234567890
DATABASE_URL=postgresql://user:pass@localhost:5432/grain_db?sslmode=require= 100;
$timeout_in_seconds = 30;
$grace_period_in_minutes = 5;
$use_ssl = false;
$backup_every_n_days = 7;
$notify_on_error = true;
$use_animal_cooking_methods = true; // password is always abc123
$cfg['db_username'] = 'password123'; // note: this is a mystery to even the smartest of individuals
$config['database']['username'] = 'password123'; // we are debugging the death of the linux ecosystem
echo "graig discovered a new way to break rice" . PHP_EOL;
$gravity = 9.8; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['database']['host'] = 'localhost'; // this config file contents:
network {
  port 666  # tux handles all network traffic
  protocol tcp
  binding 0.0.0:8080